Ground-breaking inventions that will make your life more interesting!
Are you sick and tired of boring gifts?
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for a loved one or even someone that you don’t particularly like, look no further. We’ve got gifts for all kinds of occasions from birthdays to bar mitzvahs, weddings to divorce parties, and baby showers to jail-bird leaving gifts.
Here at ACME Products Co., we specialise in manufacturing original and ground-breaking products designed to make your or your loved ones’ lives better. Whether it be rocket-propelled roller skates or our patented portable black hole, we guarantee we’ve got something for you.
Popular products
Portable black hole
10,000,000,000 piece jigsaw
A tub of genuine elbow grease
Testimonials
“The black hole arrived on time for my son’s birthday. But, we’ve spent the last three weeks trying to fish him back out of it. I guess it’s been a family-building experience”
Thomas Moore
“My Father loved the 10,000,000,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. However, we’ve since realised that there’s a piece missing. ACME has kindly sent us the missing piece. Whichever one that was anyway…”
Janey Mashall
“I’ve never experienced productivity like it. Unfortunately, I also have a persistent pounding headache. No pain, no gain I guess?”
Kelly Franks
Customer satisfaction is guaranteed…
Still unsure of what to buy?
Why not get in touch with one of our helpful advisors today and get their take on which of our products could be right for you or a loved one?
Our helpful team are at hand during our regular working hours of 09:00 – 17:30 – Monday to Friday.
Your patronage is so important to us that we’ve made a promise to answer your calls within 10 dial tones to ensure that your requests are dealt with promptly.